The best/worst part of an everything bagel? The massive crazy amount of seeds and spice piled on it, it's what makes it an everything bagel and at the same time completely impossible to eat neatly. The taste of all the little bits of flavor working together make it quite a delectable bagel, the absolute explosion of seeds, dried garlic and minced onion that cover you, and anything you happen to be standing next to or above, makes for an annoying eating situation. Ever eat one while wearing a scarf? You've got to take it off and shake that thing out afterwards. And I think we're all in agreement that you should never eat one in your car or you'll be cleaning everything out of everywhere. Seriously tasty, seriously annoying.