> hey what's for dinner mom?: Because the Kitchenaid Ice Cream Maker Sucks

7.23.2009

Because the Kitchenaid Ice Cream Maker Sucks

I wanted to use my new 'free with purchase' Kitchenaid Ice Cream Maker, make real ice cream and then post it. Yeah. No. That damn thing went for 2 HOURS and the custard was STILL liquid my kids were disappointed and so was I. No I was pissed to be totally honest. You'd think the attachment for a 400 DOLLAR mixer would make ice cream right? Wrong! Dead F*&$%@G wrong.

Ahem excuse me, it's been a long week. My husband has worked about 130 hours in the last week. I am beat. I am so glad I am not a single Mom. I was the first time around but now with 3 it's rough. To all the single Moms out there my hat's off to you. So the boys are at Grandma's tonight because I think she saw a dangerous pointy look in my eye last night. I believe she was glimpsing the last straw. So no little boys and I am off to take a hot bath and forget my frustrating day.
Thankfully MochTrina saved my ass with this sweet meme.

-------One------ one word answers

1. Where is your cell phone?purse
2. Your hair? insane
3. Your mother? gardener
4. Your father? passed
5. Your favorite food? any
6. Your dream last night? private
7. Your favorite drink? iced coffee
8. Your dream/goal? writer
9. What room are you in? sleeping
10. Your hobby? cleaning
11. Your fear? abandonment
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? traveling
13. Where were you last night?home
14. Something that you aren't? small
15. Muffins? gak!!
16. Wish list item? tractor
17. Where did you grow up? Alaska
18. Last thing you did? drove
19. What are you wearing? smile
20. Your TV?HATE
21. Your pets? 1
22. Friends? few
23. Your life? busy
24. Your mood? frustrated
25. Missing someone?NO
26. Vehicle? cluttered
27. Something you’re not wearing? halo
28. Your favorite store? local
29. Your favorite color? green
30. When was the last time you laughed? now
31. Last time you cried? today
32. Your best friend? pointy
33. One place that I go to over and over? garden
34. One person who emails me regularly? none
35. Favorite place to eat? all

So there it is, my ice cream post. Funny thing about the custard; I froze it in a pan just to make it anyway and the damn custard has egg chunks in it. SEE??!!?? This day is over.

peace and love,


6 comments :

  1. I have wanted one of those attachments now I am not so sure and I ONLY drink iced coffee - year 'round!

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  2. Awwwwww man! I would have loved to see pictures of your ice cream.

    Best friend...POINTY. LOL. I'm not sure what that means but it's funny.

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  3. I would be sooo pissed off too. I don't blame you. It seems like it's been a crazy week for everyone. Hopefull next week is a lot better, if not there's always the bath and the bottle of wine once the kids are asleep.

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  4. Sorry about the ice cream attachment not working out. That would have been neat.

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  5. I hate days like this. Hoping for a better tomorrow and stress free ice cream. Damn attachment!

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